Take Iormungandr and World-Serpent-Jormungandr , these two AU split-offs, giant giant giant giant serpents…

If these two collided in battle, the resulting cataclysmic destruction would annihilate 18.5 universes. The other half of the ‘snakes-as-the-dominant-species’ universe would be fine, however plane travel will be halted for 3 weeks.

LOKI, DO SOMETHING.

pls.

tricksterspawn:

because vampires

blueeyesandsuch:

:) Here it is! Enjoy Teniwife! <3

I AM STUNNED. MIND BLOWN. can’t breathe.

Name: Aomi

Shard: Dragon

Class: Control Wizard

Race: Tiefling

lvl: 6

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Name: AomiArmster

Shard: Mindflayer

Class: Control Wizard ( what can i say, i love my default main attack )

Race: Half-Elf

lvl: 4

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Name: Loki

Shard: Mindflayer

Class: Control  Wizard

Race: Half-Elf

lvl: 8

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Of course all identities are tied to the account handle. Like Aomi@BOOPBOOP.

My only issue with Control Wizard is the inability to move + hit.

credit always goes to the first-engagers.

i get summoned into the party IN THE MIDDLE of your pathetic boss fights so i can finish it off.

i don’t get EXP, I DON’T GET LOOT. stop making shit up.

if you are really having issues with this, talk to your fucking GM.

Cleverbot’s….FRIEND ,EVIE!  She thinks she’s Loki.  Then attacked me with Thor.

oh my god i dont even know what the fuck these are

in my blazed state i once thought this was life-sized

deceiver-of-fools:

aomiarmster replied to your post: I just consumed an ant by mistake.  >:I

I inhaled a large moth once. Made a sound that I think…frightened the house plants.

“……..thank you for sharing.”

Consumption of the odd and bizarre should ever go on as isolated incidents!